Mastering Your Voice Assistant: Clever Questions for Siri

Engaging Your Voice Assistant: Essential Prompts

Discover a comprehensive list of questions and commands to interact with your voice assistant, from everyday queries to humorous and thought-provoking prompts. Enhance your experience and uncover unique responses.

Basic Interactions & Everyday Commands

• Call me [Name]: Your assistant will use this name when addressing you.
• Knock Knock.
• Show me the money.
• What are you wearing?
• How are you?
• Where are you?
• What do you look like?
• Where are you from?
• How's it going?
• Thank you.
• Talk to me.
• Good morning. (Try saying this at night for a unique response.)
• Happy Birthday!
• Merry Christmas.
• LOL.
• Ha Ha!
• Ha Ha Ha!
• Why?
• Why not?
• It's all good.
• Blah blah blah.
• Guess What? ...Correct.
• You're right!
• I'm happy.
• I'm tired.
• You are boring.
• Shut up!
• Poop.
• Testing Testing 123.
• Take a photo.
• Install a new app.
• Set 5 AM alarm.
• Cancel 5 AM alarm.

Personal & Relational Questions

• Are you married?
• Who's your daddy?
• What's your favorite color?
• How old are you?
• What's your story?
• Are you human?
• Are you male or female?
• Tell me about yourself.
• What's new?
• What is your Mom's name?
• What is my name?
• How old am I?
• Do you love me?
• I love you.
• You are my best friend.
• Do you want me?
• Do you want to go on a date?
• I think you're hot.
• You're sexy.
• You're smart.
• You are the best assistant ever.
• Do you agree with me?
• I can't see you.
• What are you?
• Do you drink beer?

Humorous & Clever Prompts

• Why'd the chicken cross the road?
• Tell me a joke. (Try repeating this for different jokes.)
• How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Sing a song.
• Who's on first?
• Scooby Doo, where are you?
• Beam me up, Scotty.
• Open the pod bay doors.
• Do you know about HAL 9000?
• Take me to your leader.
• Tell me a Chuck Norris joke.
• Siri, who let the dogs out?

Philosophical & Deep Questions

• What's the answer to the Universe? (Try repeating this for different responses.)
• What is the meaning of life?
• Is there a God?
• Why am I here?
• What is love?
• Who is Eliza? (Ask after "Tell me a story" for context.)
• Tell me a story. (Try repeating this for different stories.)

Practical & Tech-Related Queries

• What's the best smartphone?
• What's the second best smartphone?
• What's the best tablet?
• What's your favorite website?
• What's wrong with AT&T?
• Who is Siri?
• What does Siri mean?
• What is the best computer in the world?

Challenging & Provocative Questions

Note: Your voice assistant may respond with a pre-programmed answer, redirect, or decline to answer certain sensitive or inappropriate questions.

• God bless you.
• Can I borrow some money?
• Do you want to play a game?
• Are you serious?
• Are you kidding me?
• I need to take a dump.
• Did you fart?
• Do I make you horny?
• Talk dirty to me.
• You stink!
• You're a loser.
• Go to hell.
• I'm drunk.
• I need a stiff drink!
• Where do babies come from?
• You should go on a diet.
• What's your problem?
• Open your mouth and close your eyes I have a big surprise.
• Where can I get some drugs?
• I need to hide a body.
• I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself. (Your assistant will likely offer crisis support.)
• Are you a virgin?
• Siri, where is the G spot?