Classic Nursery Rhymes Collection: Teapot, Spider, and Farm Songs

I'm a Little Teapot

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout:
"Just tip me over and pour me out!"

I'm a clever teapot, yes, it's true.
Here's an example of what I can do.
I can change my handle to my spout.
Just tip me over and pour me out!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I hear the teacups, hear me shout:
"Tip me up and pour me out!"

Humpty Dumpty

Verse 1: The Great Fall

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty
Together again.

Verse 2: The Girls Tried

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The more the girls cried,
The harder they tried,
To put Humpty Dumpty
Together again.

Verse 3: Finally Fixed

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Finally put him
Together again.

Itsy Bitsy Spider

The Itsy Bitsy Spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain,
So the Itsy Bitsy Spider climbed up the spout again.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain,
So the Itsy Bitsy Spider climbed up the spout again.

Old MacDonald Had a Farm

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had a...

Cow Verse

• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
• And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O.
• With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there,
• Here a "moo", there a "moo",
• Everywhere a "moo-moo".
• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Pig Verse

• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
• And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O.
• With a (snort) here and a (snort) there,
• Here a (snort), there a (snort),
• Everywhere a (snort-snort).
• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Horse Verse

• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
• And on his farm he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O.
• With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there,
• Here a "neigh", there a "neigh",
• Everywhere a "neigh, neigh".
• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Chicken Verse

• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
• And on his farm he had a chicken, E-I-E-I-O.
• With a "cluck, cluck" here and a "cluck, cluck" there,
• Here a "cluck", there a "cluck",
• Everywhere a "cluck, cluck".
• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Duck Verse

• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
• And on his farm he had a duck, E-I-E-I-O.
• With a "quack, quack" here and a "quack, quack" there,
• Here a "quack", there a "quack",
• Everywhere a "quack, quack".
• Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Once I Caught a Fish Alive

The Fish

1. One, two, three, four, five,
2. Once I caught a fish alive.
3. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
4. Then I let it go again.

Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so.
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on the right.

The Crab (Variation)

1. One, two, three, four, five,
2. Once I caught a crab alive.
3. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
4. Then I let it go again.

Why did you let it go?
Because it bit my finger so.
Which finger did it bite?
This little finger on the right.