The Sand Monster and the Planet Kazoo Adventure

The Encounter in the Sand

Jane: Something is moving in the sand!

Charles: Don't be stupid, Jane. You are imagining it.

Billy: She is not imagining it. Look, it is true!

The Sand Monster Revealed

Jane: What's your name?

Charles: What are you?

Billy: Are you a boy or a girl?

It: I haven't got any name; I'm a sand monster, neither a boy nor a girl. I live in the sand because I hate water and you must know, you are really lucky. Every time humans find us, we must give them a wish.

Charles: So now, we have got one wish...

Jane: Each day...

Wishes and Consequences

Everyone: Goodbye, It!

Narrator: Every day, the children ask it for something they want.

Anthea: I want to be beautiful, like a model or actress.

Charles: Please give us lots of gold coins, but our servant must not see them.

Jane: First, we were beautiful and we were not happy. Then, we were rich and nobody wanted our gold coins. Now, we need to make a good wish. We all want to fly.

Journey to Planet Kazoo

Billy: I prefer going to a strange planet, very far away from home, like... Kazoo!

Charles: Fine. It, we want to go to a planet named Kazoo, in space.

It: Miru, miru, miru mozibang! There you go. Walk through the forest and you'll find a pink tree. Well, it isn't a tree; it is your new spaceship.

Life on Kazoo

Jane: Here, it says that in a creepy restaurant over there, they make platypus eyes with barbecue sauce. Delicious!

Charles: Can we please get out of here? My stomach starts to hurt.

Alien: Okay. Let's move on to the "healthy, not wealthy, but always, always crazy" boulevard. As you can see, every shop in Kazoo is on a boulevard.

The Sunset Deadline

Billy: I want to stay here.

Charles: I know the reason! If we stay here after sunset, we must stay here forever.

Everybody: NO!

The Final Artifact

Jane: "Try this new artifact, there's no copy in the universe..."

Charles: "The garden-place-o-matic will make all of your stress disappear..."

Robert: "But hurry, my fellow tourists, because if you read this plaque..."

Farewell to Macamambaracha

Jane: Okay, I got it. Thanks, Macamambaracha. I hope we will see you again.

All the children: Goodbye, Maca! See you soon, planet Kazoo!