Classic Short Jokes and Humorous Anecdotes Collection
| One day I was a rich and poor, in that the rich man says: At home we eat a la carte, we ask we serve. The poor man looks at him and says: At home we eat a la carte, which removes most, eat. |
| In wartime general arrives and tells his soldiers: I have good news and bad, what they want to hear first? And the soldiers say together: For the bad first! The general replied: Well, today we will eat excrement. And they all complain and say: Now tell us the good. To reach for everyone. |
| A beggar comes and touches a door, a man comes and asks: What do you want? The beggar replied: Lord, do not have food I invite? The Lord replies: Do you mind it yesterday? No, never mind. So, come tomorrow. |
| There was once a child so ugly, but so ugly, that one day his mother took him camping and at night, coyotes lit bonfires to not approach them. |
| A Cieguito begging in the corner. Spend a tourist and want to place it in the jar coin metal that matches the edge and falls. The blind bends and introduces it into the jar. The tourist looks at him and says: Damn! You are a crook! It is not blind! And misleading people walking, Shame on you! The crafty blind man replies: Calm down sir, it happens that the blind man is sick and I'm covering. Ah, What you do for a living? I am deaf on the next block. |
| Manolo For my grandmother fell from a seventh floor and is now in heaven, for that is that old bounce |
| Every day passing by a house a newspaper deliveryman, who always coming in the front yard to leave the newspaper, a child was waiting for him, and hand and finger pointing, he did: Bang, bang, bang! Simulating fire against the dealer. This was a thing of every day, every day. But one day the dealer said: Oh no, now I'm going to follow suit, because I have tired that I shoot every day, even lie. Then comes the next day, enters the courtyard, and notes that the child is in the ceiling, then the dealer will point the finger and says: Bang, bang, bang, and boom! The child falls down from the ceiling, and then the dealer runs to him frightened, and said: Child, child, you okay? The half-conscious boy replied: I never threw to kill you! |